it's jokes

Bullseye

    • Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

    I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

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    • Meat

    • Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

    Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

    it's memes

    Suicidal ideation

    • Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

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    • Priest

    • How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

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    • God

    • God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

    People of Earth: *running and screaming*

    Santen: *to God* Really?

    Frog

    • What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

    A frog in a blender.

    (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

    What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

    One can support an average family.

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    • Difference

    • What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

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    • Bullet

    • What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"