it's jokes
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
It's ice to see you.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.