it's jokes
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!