it's jokes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"
"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.