it's jokes
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.