it's jokes
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.