it's jokes
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
The ultimate speedrun
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.