it's jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off!

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.

What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan.

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

A man and a child walk into a forest.

The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business!