it's jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.