it's jokes

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

It's not a joke.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

It's all fun and games until they start dancing.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.