it's jokes
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.