it's jokes
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.