it's jokes
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
It's that time of year again. 🎄🎅🤶🎄
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.