it's jokes
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
I can now cross it off my bucket list
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!