it's jokes
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.