it's jokes
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
I dare you to smile like a donut. Did you do it?
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.