it's jokes

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

You call it a school shooting.

I call it an unfair shootout.

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!