it's jokes
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Shresh
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Have you ever tried anal bleaching?
It really helps assholes lighten up.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.