it's jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂