it's jokes
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.