it's jokes
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How a regular Valentines day goes:
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.