it's jokes
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Let's taco about something.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.