it's jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.