it's jokes
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁