it's jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck. I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."

I revealed my dick to my girlfriend.

As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.