it's jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."