it's jokes
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.