it's jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.