it's jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.