it's jokes
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.