it's jokes

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.

Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?

I'm ta ping it, some ting won.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?