it's jokes
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
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