it's jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!