it's jokes
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
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What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.