it's jokes
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.