it's jokes

Nose

    • You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

    Does it cycle now? 🚲

    Student

    • If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

    If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

    If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

    Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

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    • Family Tree

    • Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

    A: Fall.

    If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

    Clone

    • You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

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    • it's memes

    Hot Dog

    • One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

    "What part of the dog did you get?"

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    • Mix

    • I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

    I call it my trail mix.

    Genie

    • There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

    They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

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    • 9/11

    • I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

    "I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

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