it's jokes
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.