it's jokes

Why is April the smartest month?

It can never be fooled.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful?

Because it's always looking down on us.

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.

But I also think I screwed it up.

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

I love the way the Earth rotates.

It really makes my day!

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses