it's jokes
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
welp u alr know what it is
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.