it's jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3