it's jokes
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."