it's jokes

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

"Never mind, it's too fast."

Women suck (GET IT?!)

I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.