it's jokes
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣