it's jokes
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Butter believe it.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
welp u alr know what it is
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))