it's jokes
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.