it's jokes
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.