it's jokes
If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?