it's jokes
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.