it's jokes
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.