it's jokes

Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.

If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!

Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured it out.

How would you best describe prostate cancer?

Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

🧀: C’mon tomato!

🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.

🧀: You’re a mile away.

🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon

What's the difference between a child and a book?

One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.

It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.

Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.