it's jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
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I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."