it's jokes
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.