it's jokes
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.