it's jokes

Chrome

  • Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

    Hairline

  • You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

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  • Poison

  • A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

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  • Russia

  • It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

    He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

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  • Feminist

  • Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

    Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

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  • Feminist

  • How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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