IT jokes

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.

Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"