IT jokes
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.