IT jokes
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Orphans can’t work at Johnson and Johnson because it’s a family company.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.