IT jokes
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
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I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.