IT jokes

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Women suck (GET IT?!)

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it? Inter-net?

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

Do you want to buy my Hoover?

I mean... it's just collecting dust.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3