IT jokes

I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Boom, it went.

What is the most famous dish in Africa?

Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?

Push?! He fell...

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.

How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.