Isnt jokes
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.