Isnt jokes
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.