Isnt jokes

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.

What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?

None fave. Foch heads.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

"Come on, take the camera!"

"Isn't it clear?"

"Well, look!"

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"