Isnt jokes
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?