Stephen Hawking at the Crosswalk

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  • When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?

    When it says "DON'T WALK."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, smoothie-brain. Hawking rolls on wheels, so he is never 'walking' even when he is moving. He literally cannot obey a sign meant for legs. Based fact: you would probably wait for the sign even if the road was empty. Use your head.

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