Irony

Irony jokes

Paul Walker

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

Degree

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

Depression

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

Bullying

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

Idiot

Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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    Lamp

    I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

    Hitler

    Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

    Topic

    I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

    Wheelchair

    To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.

    Infidelity

    Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.

    People

    It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.