Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Ironic that this page is dead.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
