Intimacy jokes

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?

- No more tears.

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"

Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.

What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?

I don't have a girlfriend.