Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
