Intimacy jokes
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.