How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
like if u wana hve sex
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." T he woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
