what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
like if u wana hve sex
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia Is the fear of white.
ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
