Intimacy jokes
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
I want to cream, rn.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!