Intimacy jokes

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The silence.

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

I want to cream, rn.

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"

Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.

What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?

Putting the diaper back on.

One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.