Intimacy jokes
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
I want to cream, rn.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.