What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
What's the best part about having sex with twenty-seven year olds?
There's twenty of them!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
