Intimacy jokes
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
I want to cream, rn.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.