"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
hi i have a question for you
did u know that reading this is wasting your time? yeh sorry xD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Whats the different's between apples and orphan's? The apples get picked XD!
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it
His boss told him : "You suck"
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done
His boss told him : "You suck for life"
XD
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres. XD
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When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay
Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?
Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice
Guy 1: so what's your advice to me ?
Guy 2: that i just know you're gay
LoL xD
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
