They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Whats the different's between apples and orphan's? The apples get picked XD!
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres. XD
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When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
How did Stephan Hawking die? His core I5 Overheated. XD
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
what do you call a cow with no legs?--ground beef XD
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma