Xd jokes
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"