Xd jokes
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What its like being online xd
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Job sucks. XD
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
My life </3 XD :'(
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.