What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Xd Jokes
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
Xd.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!