Internet jokes

Imposter

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Sex

Anonymous · 5 years ago

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Social media

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!

Wildfire

AIDEN · 7 years ago

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

ADHD

DIANEE · 1 year ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Internet memes

Knight

haha Got em · 7 years ago

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You!

Mom

YEEHAW · 5 years ago

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Dym

Peter Griffin · 5 years ago

Doin (DYM 4)

Clog

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Chat

a · 5 years ago

Chat box hangout.

Similarity

Gghe5otrhbtuhhh · 3 years ago

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

Culture

HACKER · 7 years ago

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Computer

Gene1900 · 8 years ago

You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."

Music

Music provider · 3 years ago

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.