Internet jokes
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What the fluff happened to this website?
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Ironic that this page is dead.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Follow me on Instagram @v2good.at.fortnite and @v2good.at.edits for a surprise.
Btw, you have to like all my posts :)
Amogus.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.