Internet

Internet jokes

Sperm

  • How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

    There is sperm on the computer screen.

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  • Facebook

  • A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

    Librarian: What are you looking for?

    Man: I am looking for a book!

    Librarian: Which book?

    Man: Facebook.

    Identity

  • I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

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  • Note

  • Note to self.

    When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

    Google "cream pie recipes".

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