Internet jokes
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
POV: you
Like (DYM 139).
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What are you on? YouTube.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Everyone put your age here.
Yes (DYM 66).
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Can you dislike this!