Internet jokes

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?

A: Motherless.

Ily.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

Mÿ pp.

Ironic that this page is dead.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

What the fluff happened to this website?

Amogus.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

Q: What does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.