Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
"Me so cutie right?"
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Google is butt.
Agreed (DYM 127).
Best website ever 4 chair.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
