Internet jokes

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

It took Jesus 3 days to respond.

Worst lag ever!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

Approached (DYM 100).

Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?

The Spy Guy!

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Jake Adkins watches James Charles.