Internet jokes
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
me enytime i have homework
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.