Internet

Internet jokes

Update

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Student

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

Hedgehog

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Memes

Suicide

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

Email

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Pornhub

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

WiFi

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Duck

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

Moderator

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Africa

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t orphans use computers?

    Because they don’t have a homepage.