Internet

Internet jokes

Suicide

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

WiFi

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Email

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

Memes

Duck

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

Moderator

Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?

He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.

Africa

How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t orphans use computers?

    Because they don’t have a homepage.

    Orphan

    I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

    Language

    Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

    Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3