Internet jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
me enytime i have homework
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3