Internet jokes
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Memes
for real
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3