Internet jokes
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Y'all ass fr fr.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Fight in the comments.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
W fr W
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...