Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Fight in the comments.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
W fr W
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
