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What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.