Internet jokes

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

Recently my baby did this:

🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖

UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU

Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Don't click the link.

This is a link to a YouTube channel. No joke text provided.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Why does this exist?

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

Best emoji: 🫃

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web.

I am on the German website.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.