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Peter Pan

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Firewall

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Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?

They don't have water.

Hacker

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My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Guy

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A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Password

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To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".